“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text
🎶The legend lives on from the children on down of a candy bar they call a Snickers. The neighbors, it's said, never give out good treats when the nights of October turn spooky.🎶
One of my favourite songs of all times
http://xkcd.com/2910
There really is a XKCD for everything.
Of course there is. We’re in it.
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“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text
Gordon Lightfoot himself considered it his best work and I fully concur
🎶The legend lives on from the children on down of a candy bar they call a Snickers. The neighbors, it's said, never give out good treats when the nights of October turn spooky.🎶
Halloween, it is said, never gives up her dead when the gales of November come early.
I once found the SS Edmund Fitzgerald in my asshole. It's a naughty ship.
You know smuggling ships on planes is illegal in several states.
It's okay, the plane I was on was on an aircraft carrier at the time.
That's like when I found 50 cent in between the couch pillows. We all know why he's down there staring up!
He feeds on the farts.