Olemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyOpenHammer6677 I-is that LeBron James??View original on lemmy.world89Comments8
PPasserby6497 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWait, you mean Jesus, a person who allegedly lived (and also located) in the middle east wasn't the WASPiest mother fucker you've ever seen? Unbelievable11
funkajunk 🇨🇦 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThe blue eyes and washboard abs are accurate tho. My guy was absolutely plowing his way through the promised land.7
Lyra_Lycan replylemmy.blahaj.zoneHell, word has it the one person Jesus didn't rail or get railed by was a brothel worker2
rryedaft sh.itjust.worksWhile more likely than blue eyed Jesus I also think that this Nubian prince Jesus is quite unlikely. Additionally, King Shark said that Jesus was a shark and King doesn't seem like the kind of person who would lie.3
DudeImMacGyver kbin.earthWow, I didn't know there were action figures for Black Jesus. Is there one for Vic too? Fun show.1
Ethnically accurate Jesus
Wait, you mean Jesus, a person who allegedly lived (and also located) in the middle east wasn't the WASPiest mother fucker you've ever seen?
Unbelievable
The blue eyes and washboard abs are accurate tho.
My guy was absolutely plowing his way through the promised land.
Hell, word has it the one person Jesus didn't rail or get railed by was a brothel worker
While more likely than blue eyed Jesus I also think that this Nubian prince Jesus is quite unlikely. Additionally, King Shark said that Jesus was a shark and King doesn't seem like the kind of person who would lie.
LeBrawn Jaaams
Wow, I didn't know there were action figures for Black Jesus. Is there one for Vic too?
Fun show.
Does it come with a helicopter?