Fshittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask LemmybyFreshParsnip WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?View original on lemmy.ca13Comments22
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠 replyslrpnk.netI'm a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I'mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.3
I'm the one asking the questions here!
I am a meat popsicle
Your mom.
Now tuck your shirt in and stop slouching.
I really wanna know
Me? I'm nobody.
Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!
I'm a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I'mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
I'm Ronnie Pickering!
Who?
Three kids in a trenchcoat
I'D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST! With bread and butter
Wouldn't you like to know?
brian
I am Jack's Overwhelming Sense of Inadequacy
Who, me? I'm me!
No, you're you. I'M me
If I'm you, and you're me, then I'm me.
Hi dad
Oh I'm just some guy. Y'know?
I'm the Dude, man, so that's what you call me!
You killed my father.