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lemmy.ml

I still can't figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you're in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

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Stametsreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn't realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it's funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

Here you go

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I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick's legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

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Huxreply

Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

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jqubedreply
lemmy.world

If I remember the story correctly the poop wound up getting caught someplace very obviously visible from the bathroom window

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PattyMcBreply
lemmy.world

Yeah... you pretty much got it, but the poop was stuck between the window and a sealed outer window. Thus her climbing up to retrieve it.

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MeatPilotreply
lemmy.world

Only thing I can think is maybe the Pooh got stuck between window panels or a screen? Probably didn't make it "out" the window all the way.

Or she's just into that shit.

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lemmy.world

Thank you for making my dating fails pale in comparison.

Also, I am rooting for her getting a second date. That would make a great “How I Met Your Mother” story for the kids.

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lemmy.zip

Let all thee who have never tried to throw their own poop out their Tinder date's window cast the first turd.

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lemmy.world

Somehow I’m not blaming the lady.

Fix your plumbing in your house/apartment !

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andrewtareply
lemmy.world

Worst case. Get your hands dirty. Mash it up a little.

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lemmy.ca

I'd normally agree with you, but I've seen people pass one single giant turd too firm and thick to fit down any toilet hole. Like a nerf football. No clue how that doesn't split a person in two

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notarobotreply
lemmy.zip

I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

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fibojolyreply
sh.itjust.works

Even after all this time on Earth, I'm amazed to imagine there are human beings with this kind of problems... I'm gonna go out on a limb and imagine this is a US thing?

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fibojolyreply
sh.itjust.works

Sorry, I didn't mean this specific story, I meant the concept of "huge plumbing blocking turds are totally a normal thing". But yeah, I guess it's not just the US then.

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lemmy.zip

This reminds me of those "my tinder date got stuck in a window, I decided to have a little fun before helping her" porn videos

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That is very considerate of her to try not to leave it there.

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She should get together with that Spanish politician that eats his own shit.

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