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lemmy.world

"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace," White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

I'm glad we've arrived at the 'indistinguishable from North Korean propaganda' stage of the second Trump presidency. Really classic stuff.

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How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

Praise be.

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lemmy.world

He has the heart of a humanitarian

Whose heart did he have removed and where is he keeping it?

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Deep down underneath it all I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar, on my desk.

  • Robert Bloch
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piefed.social

I would think it would be hard to vote for someone who is putting troops in the streets of their own cities. Not to mention the thuggery of ICE. EDIT: I forgot to mention threatening other countries with take overs.

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Mihiesreply
programming.dev

We shall not forget glorious enabling of genocide, attack on Iran, assassinations in Venezuela, Greenland and Canada demands, helping Russia just to name a few.

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lemmy.world

bLaStS ! ! !
RiPs !! !
eVisCeRaTeS!!!!!

There are just some of the words made utterly worthless LOOOOONG AGO by the garbage dump that is 24/7 infotainment pundit industrial complex.

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Whitehouse whines like a little bitch to the Nobel Committee for not awarding peace prize to trump

FTFY

I already hate it that every news item now is about blasting, crushing, burying, and whatnot, but this isn't blasting at all, it's literally cry baby whining

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In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.

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As others have mentioned. Loves Trump, loves Israel. She applauded the US for bombing those unidentified boats. She explicitly wrote that she dedicates her award to Trump...

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Solumbranreply
lemmy.world

She is quite openly supporting Trump, a 30s glance at her wikipedia page would have told you so.

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I believe she's also said that the military needs to overthrow her country's government.

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feddit.it

Cause she's against Maduro, which run a (lefty) dictatorship.

I know, it doesn't make sense but that's what some commies feel, at least in my bubble.

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lemmy.world

No. It's because she's pro-zionism/fascism and pro-extrajudicial state-sanctioned murder (Trumps regime blowing up Venezuelan boats without evidence of crime or threat).

Get your facts straight before answering or else you're a bad faith propaganda operative spreading disinfo.

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Arcane2077reply
sh.itjust.works

If your explanation doesn’t make any sense to you, it’s a sign you shouldn’t be talking

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feddit.it

It doesn't make any sense, since a dictatorship is always bad. It doesn't matter if it's fascist or commie.

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Arcane2077reply
sh.itjust.works

If your explanation doesn’t make any sense to you, it’s a sign you shouldn’t be talking

Hope this helps!

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President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives threatening wars on the world, and murdering innocent civilians,

FTFY

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lemmy.world

lol time to take out Obama's nobel peace prize videos and unleash them on Twitter

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So, how many Peace Prize winners have set their military to occupy politically opposed cities allowed the police to run rough shod over their citizen's rights to due process?

That's how many prizes this orange clown is going to get 🙄

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kkjreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

That's clearly a joke site. Decent headline, though.

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lemmy.ca

I know it's a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.

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Oh, I didn't realize it was older than the real thing. That's a lot funnier.

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So when does this orange clown drop dead? Asking for a few million friends.

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Mark the Nobel committee as terrorists! Death penalty! Stupid Communists. Bomb the committee, assassinate them, declare war on them. Show them who's peace price worthy!

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