Spyke
lemmy.world

It's a common Brazilian joke when people get bird shit on their head to say "hey, be thankful cows don't fly"...

There was one time that one didn't have even that.

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My uncle always used to say a silly little poem:

Birdie, birdie, in the sky

Laid a white one in my eye

I don't laugh, I don't cry

I'm just glad that cows don't fly

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marcosreply
lemmy.world

I dunno how relevant anything is, but always remember that there exists a kind of snake that does fly.

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TwoBeeSanreply
lemmy.world

Mega pterodactyl

Their skeletons are fucking spooky to see in real life. Imagine what it felt like when they took off. They'd fucking run too.

Dinosaurs are cool

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Dinosaurs are cool

Even though they lived alongside each other, pterosaurs weren't dinosaurs

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Natanoxreply
discuss.tchncs.de

I can only imagine what those huge beaks were for. Like diving from the sky at some prey, simply punching it straight through it like a huge spear.

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bcovertigoreply
lemmy.world

My money is on heron style since they can stalk around and look down through cover:

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We scared up a Blue Heron at the swamp last month. Seen plenty of them from a slight distance. They are monsters up close.

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they're giant chopsticks, the image in the OP shows how it'd probably look as they walk around picking unsuspecting lizards from the ground.

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Check out the show Prehistoric Planet. There's an episode all about them. The entire show is great and there is a new third season coming out soon.

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My dream pet. I've always wanted one of these. If I ever finish my game I'm going to make it a pet you can get and rid on.

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lemmy.world

Even though their size is insane, they probably weighed like 200-250 kg, meaning they were pretty light.

I'd rather fight one of these than any sort of land based raptor.

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Selenireply
lemmy.world

A cassowary usually weighs around 59-85 kg and they can absolutely fuck you up, so a 200-250 kg one the size of a giraffe with a lance on its face is a huge no from me.

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Dasusreply
lemmy.world

Sure they can, and could disembowel you with one kick.

I'd still rather fight one of those than some properly quadruped super crocodile.

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Suddenly the Americans refusing to give up their heavy assault weapons makes a bit of sense. Only takes one mad scientist and boom theyre roaming the earth again.

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