programmer_humor·Programmer Humorby[object Object] crises into opportunitiesView original on sh.itjust.works558Comments10
TropicalDingdong replylemmy.world Jerry was so drunk he pissed in the lettuce chiller try our grilled Romain lettuce with Tuscan brine 28
EElvith Ma'for feddit.org3Hide 3 replies"we got a ransomware infection" vs. "Our data encryption got an upgrade"37
tetris11 replyfeddit.uk"our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin" vs "we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"19
ppedz lemmy.caHave you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.24
OP has management material written all over him.
we are devoted to our goals btw
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Imagine the red side in the context of an expensive restaurant.
"we got a ransomware infection" vs. "Our data encryption got an upgrade"
Zero knowledge encryption
Time capsule for future society that can crack our encryption
"our homemade encryption got backdoored by some kid in Wisconsin"
vs
"we provide opportunities and support local labor initiatives"
Have you worked as a Customer Advocate for a hosting company at some point? Because that looks like the training material they showed me when I did this job.