Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn't keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
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Nooooooooo! BANANA!!!!
Reminds me of this Sweet Anita video
Bonus happy ending video (no, not THAT kind of happy ending, ya perv!)
China introducing the one child policy, 1979 (slightly decolorized)
Relevant
https://youtu.be/3XUTyn9JdbI
Lol I love how Mac is just barely holding it together
Me on antidepressiva.
Top tier shitpost
cream de la crop
Cream rises to the top
So I'm getting our nonprofit ready for Pride, which is in October here.
One of my board member's sister apparently makes the best "cream pies" ever, and they wanted to know if we could fundraise on them.
Of course we can't sell them without a food handling license, so we'd have to give them away.
Which is how "Queer Men Give Out Free Creampies to The First 50 People" came to be.
:(
Time to find a new
porn sitebakery.Why not save some time and combine the two?
Ask nicely enough and they may still give you one back in the kitchen, if they're not completely worn out from the day already.
No more cream pies until the economy improves
Guess she got pregnant and we don't know who the baby daddy is?
Oh... you meant cream pies.
Inflation will do that.
Literally 1984
1 year HRT
Shit, need to improve my pullout game I guess
"Creampie" is a kink term for default biological sexual activity CMV
A creampie is only creampie if it drips out. Otherwise itโs just an insemination
Its only called a creampie if its from the creampie region of france. Otherwise it's just sparkling semen
not exactly a kink if it's the default, not a fetish if it's required for literal sexual reproduction.
People in Japan be like
Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
when you decide you don't want kids actually:
Curiously relevant to my romantic life, having had a GF who wanted to be a surrogate mom, which meant she had to go off medical contraception which meant we had to rely on other means of birth control.
Because we couldn't keep from sowing wild oats, we had to actually take a hiatus from our relationship. Life is weird.
Too tired baby, sorry
They need to start making more than three a day.
First they banned porn, now they're banning creampies. The bastards. Where does it end?!
You heard it here first ladies. Closed for business over here.
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined