Spyke

titta... slosh

::: spoiler scription
>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer
:::

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lemmy.world

The toilet remembers the things she's done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.

And this is extra funny as a Swede.

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Everyone has that moment when you ask someone to verify there is a problem with something, only for it to work perfectly when they are watching and make you look like a moron in the process.

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I'm 110% sure this isn't a joke, as I've been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.

15

Reminds me when my lazy rabbit wouldn't move when I was nudging him to wake up, so I run to get my dad, come back and he's sitting up and eating hay.

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This is an ancient joke. I don't remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.

10

Yeah I first heard this as a kid in the 90s. Jokes get recycled a lot.

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False! Anon doesn’t have the funds to go on a cruise let alone the ability to talk to someone if their shit clogs the toilet.

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lemmy.zip

This should be marked nsfw, i dont want this on my feed in public

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lemmy.world

Nope, from this day forward, you will be known as the guy reading the comic about the poopy toilet to some randos on your bus.

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