Spyke

It's not your fault. The infraction is drinking and driving. If you drink first then drive you're not really committing that infraction.

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The prosecution will try to prove that you're a mean drunk in that case, and that you did it to be an asshole intentionally. That's why it's imperitive to invite the judge out for drinks so they know how fun and cool you are first hand.

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Yes, no, we're not putting a label on things right now, idk that's why I'm here!

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If you're drink driving and hit someone, how can it be your fault? You were really drunk and didn't mean to. | Spyke