tbf i very much know what bad dragon is, but have never seen the logo before
it also doesn't really look like a dragon so i wouldn't have pieced it together even with the BD helping me lol
Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear capris…. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. I'd follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEO's hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, I'd do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didn’t know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all “no nonsense” but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just can’t say it. So… fake eyelashes.
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don't worry, he had a license
I have a Bad Dragon hat that 99% of the people that see it won't get what it means. I am after that 1%.
I think a lot more than 1% of young people know, so it heavily depends on the age of the people around you.
What is written on it? "I shit you knot"?
Shit is for newbs that don't prep...or for those that are into that sort of thing. No judgement.
That logo is fucking massive holy shit. If you talked to me with that I would be so distracted 😭
"massive" just makes it right on brand! ;)
tbf i very much know what bad dragon is, but have never seen the logo before
it also doesn't really look like a dragon so i wouldn't have pieced it together even with the BD helping me lol
I wear my bad dragon shirts to the office all the time and nobody has ever said anything. They’re just soooo comfy!
Wonder if there are any chastity hats like that
Chastity hats? You mean like those red trucker caps that keep showing up on the news?
Meant more like a Locktober one but good point. I ain't fucking anyone wearing one of those
Place I work had a rule that men could not wear shorts, but women could wear capris…. I went out and bought a pair of capris and wore them to work and shortly after, men could wear shorts. Fuck dumb rules.
Do you still wear the capris?
Yes. They are comfy around the house pants.
I would buy some cheap pants and keep shortening them bit by bit every day to see what happens.
Or you know what, no. It would just be an idea. I am a coward. I'd follow the rules if they said to kiss the CEO's hand on arrival, and shoe on departure. Who am I kidding, I'd do nothing.
Back to realistic pessimism.
I’m in retail management.
One time I spent a couple months wearing fake eyelashes that gradually got longer and more extreme until someone verbally called me on it. Then I said I didn’t know what they were talking about and stooped westing fake eyelashes after that. I never explained to my employees it was a joke. We just never brought it up again lol.
Moral of the story : us managers may have to act all “no nonsense” but we are very much as bored at work as you. We just can’t say it. So… fake eyelashes.
You know, you could be that imaginary person.
I need to know the shoes to complete the image
Either stilettos or the most colorful
snickerssneakers you've ever seen.Edit: Paronyms are the death of the non-native speaker.
Don't beat yourself up. The average native english speaker does not even know the word "paronym"
Fuck yeah. Making sure you know he means business.
I was about to say based but then i noticed overwatch
Holy shit, so cool :3
I don’t get the shorts
Not much point in wearing fishnets if you hide your legs.
I'm sorry, need help finding them?
Captain?