microblogmemes·Microblog MemesbyLadyButterfly she/her Makes perfect senseView original on piefed.blahaj.zone569Comments10Reply
aathatet lemmy.zip5Hide 5 repliesI mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.44Reply
sssillyssadass replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesWasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.32Reply
aathatet replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.25Reply
tthenumbernine replyinfosec.pubObviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.10Reply
DDr. Moose replylemmy.worldShe's a slow pour. Pours 3 in a row and last is still hot while first has cooled down a bit.4Reply
WWanderingThoughts europe.pubBear grandma hit her alarm button. Bear rule is to leave everything and rush out to check.9Reply
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This is victim blaming
I mean, it was cooked. It wasn’t ready, it was too hot. They went for a walk to give it time to cool down.
Wasn't mama bear's porridge too cold? Did she make two batches? This is why they sleep in separate beds.
I’m not sure but even so, we only know that it was too hot or too cold for Goldilocks. We don’t know how the bears preferred their own porridge.
Is this considered canon within the fanbase?
Obviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.
She's a slow pour. Pours 3 in a row and last is still hot while first has cooled down a bit.
Entrapment!
Bear grandma hit her alarm button. Bear rule is to leave everything and rush out to check.
Papa Bear: “The trap is set, let’s see if anyone takes the bait.”