Spyke
reddthat.com

If I'm being called to leave the house after 7 someone better be dying or wanting to fuck.

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feddit.org

There is nothing close to terrifying as seeing a „meemaw“ in the wild. You just know things got out of hand that she went outside

16

Or you’re just at the laundromat on the iffy side of town.

9

Meh, if going out after getting home, I'm usually wearing athletic shorts and a baggy T-shirt with no bra because I don't care at this point in life.

4

I can go from redneck casual to showered and in a tux in 30 minutes if I push it. Will I push it? Only if vagina is on offer, and I'm married, got plenty at home.

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When the bra comes off, the day is done. | Spyke