Trans Agender Rule
The key to a good conspiracy theory is throwing in enough partially true things to achieve suspension of disbelief. Oh and bigotry helps.
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"My girlfriend trans'd the moon."
"That's great, buddy!"
This comment restored my honor!
i... wan' won 😮
What the hell is wrong with these white spaces, that is almost unreadable. I mean it fits the message, bullshit typography for bullshit content, so I guess good job?
It's called "hair space". Unicode U+200A. The best/worst kind of whitespace.
I just picked a font that looked like the Facebook posts. I'm more into typos than typography. I only know boulders & italians
What about ^tops^ and
bottoms?Haha, I love that! 😹
Shush.. DO NOT REVEAL OUR SECRETS
You said there would be no fact checking.
Everything else about the infographic is factual.
The text (נָשָׁא) actually transliterates to "nashá" and means "to decieve"
I replaced my blood with rocket fuel and now I'm transitioning five more times per minute!
Least unhinged MAGAt
i like the implication that the moon is already gay
This is why all tradesmen drive Transit vans. They are installing COVID 6g chips in our homes to spread woke ideology and make us feel tired and poor all the time.
“Meta” apparently means “shit” in Hebrew
No, it doesn't. It means a feminine singular past tense of "died". As in, (she) died. There was a briefly popular joke when they first announced the name change, saying "Facebook meta" - Facebook died.
חרא means shit.
Trying to comprehend this hurts my brain in a good way
I don't like them putting chemicals in space that turn the friggin' moon gay!
I trans'ed to agender about 20 years ago.
Just make sure you keep up with the trans lunar injection boosters.
lol… flatturds (that is, those idiots who claim earth is flat) used to say NASA means ‘deception’ in Hebrew. It seems the meaning changes according to the idiocy you want to support.
The us government will now declare the moon a terrorist state and invade it. All astronauts sent to the moon unfortunately came down with an irreversible case of the gay. The us government sends condolences to their wives and kids.
Long winded conspiracy theories that sound complicated but actually mean nothing are my favourite kind of conspiracy theory