I've scoured many articles by the experts on wikihow, and the best advice is consistently to strike up a conversation with her about some common interest you have. For instance, if you're both interested in the giant bouncy castle she keeps behind her, you could talk about "how many gallons is it?" or "wow (꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)"
Oh yeah, hold on... uh...
you could try sprinting through the city.
This is where your track & field experience will come in handy as it'll allow you to cover more ground quickly.
omg that reminds me. when i first came to university, i moved into a student dorm. i was confused because the room had two beds and one of them had this giant cardboard castle with rainbows painted on it built above the bed, it was majestic. I assumed that one was taken, so i took the other bed. Later, my roommate came and saw that i was laying in his bed and asked me to get the fuck out of his bed. I asked him why there was a giant cardboard castle on the other bed and he simply replied "it's for that one homeless girl that crashes here all the time, well, not anymore i guess now that you're here".
5 years ago i might have recommended to study maths at university because they're full of nerdy autistic girls with no sexual self-regulation, but unfortunately it seems to me that trend is on the decline, i've yet to figure out why.
Sooo...
Are ya'll looking to be one, or trying to find one?
yes
both.
sometimes I wonder if I'm missing out on plushies...
then I remember my cats would prolly eat them.
feed the cats
They have more food than they could ever eat, they just really, really love biting/scratching/attempting to absorb plushies.
feed them plushies
Waaaow!
Cat mentioned but no pics?
I keep getting 400 errors when trying to upload one from my phone :(
</3 I feel that. I save posts to return to when i get home.
How to find dumbty gf 🥺👉👈
I've scoured many articles by the experts on wikihow, and the best advice is consistently to strike up a conversation with her about some common interest you have. For instance, if you're both interested in the giant bouncy castle she keeps behind her, you could talk about "how many gallons is it?" or "wow (꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)"
nah, that's after you have found her.
Oh yeah, hold on... uh...
you could try sprinting through the city.
This is where your track & field experience will come in handy as it'll allow you to cover more ground quickly.
omg that reminds me. when i first came to university, i moved into a student dorm. i was confused because the room had two beds and one of them had this giant cardboard castle with rainbows painted on it built above the bed, it was majestic. I assumed that one was taken, so i took the other bed. Later, my roommate came and saw that i was laying in his bed and asked me to get the fuck out of his bed. I asked him why there was a giant cardboard castle on the other bed and he simply replied "it's for that one homeless girl that crashes here all the time, well, not anymore i guess now that you're here".
that was in 2019. good times.
Unfortunately science still has yet to figure this out.
Stay strong brother. One day you'll find your sex joke machine gf.
5 years ago i might have recommended to study maths at university because they're full of nerdy autistic girls with no sexual self-regulation, but unfortunately it seems to me that trend is on the decline, i've yet to figure out why.
Hell I'd gladly compromise for just: major nerd, loyal, funny and .... Dummy fuckn' THICK booty.
:P
Yay plushies!
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I feel called out. I might have a majority of those on lockdown.