Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk
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This got me pretty good
Kind of sounds like Israel killed Charlie Kirk because he wouldn't stop talking about the Epstein files...
Omg this is beautiful. First as tragedy, then as farce YEARS OF LEAD PAINT–HERE WE COME!
So many people are going to die. I had resigned myself to that. Now I'm celebrating that its going to be funny.
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Ok, so they did it, got it.
I didn’t suspect them before, since they aren’t after his land and he’s not a starving brown child looking for food, but now I have some questions.
If you have to elaborate...
What's the saying? "Every denial is a confession"?
Wait. This is NOT the Onion? Lol! Wut?
Well, that's a perfectly normal thing to just come out and state.
They've probably spent this long checking to make sure.
Or destroying evidence of their involvement
That sounds like something a murderer would say.
What? Israel killed Charlie Kirk? I hadn't even considered that, but now that they've denied it, it means they ARE involved somehow. We should stop supporting them until we get to the bottom of this scandal that Israel is behind the murder of Charlie Kirk.
See, we can play that game, too.
It's actually plausible too.
Like, not only was Kirk talking shit about Israel's genocide, he kept wanting the Epstein list released.
Maxwell's dad really looks like he had ties to Israeli intelligence agencies, and so did Epstein
There's a very good chance Epstein was working for Israeli intelligence as well, and that's what was going on with all the blackmail, and why so many wealthy politicians will never publicly go against Israel
At this point all the connections are know and of hard to ignore
There's a very real chance Israel killed Kirk because he wouldn't shut up about Epstein. But wellysure as shit never find out as long as our government alternates between neoliberals and maga.
Because both groups are on the list. And both are being blackmailed by Israel for being on the list.
No conspiracy theory is more than 3 degrees of separation from "The Jews".