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Super glue. I buy a new toy every time because it’s too hard to remove from the walls. For beds, I drilled a hole through my mattress and installed a dedicated mount. I physically assault my landlord every time he tries to do inspections.

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You could also get a strap on harness and attach it to a pillow or something. Liberator stuff is too damn expensive.

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The problem with both of those is that although they may be mostly functional for this purpose, cleaning them is a different story. For anal play things get quite a bit messier.

The mirror is mostly fine (although they tend to be flimsy if it's a cheap hanging body mirror) but it's a gigantic pain in the ass to ensure that it's a clean and usable mirror after everything is said and done. No matter how good of a job you think you did, you missed a spot.

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A proper mirror is made of reasonably thick glass (I used to make up mirrors as part of a job many years ago)

Or use a perspex mirror

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lemmy.myserv.one

If the internet has taught me anything, you can find someone to hold your dildo for you. Heck, they may even pay you to do it.

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That's the thing though. You don't just want anybody to hold your dildo. It takes a special person to perfectly encapsulate the essence of being a mere inanimate object designed for you and your pleasure alone.

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Welp, I bought a Mastr Mount from twisted fantasies which is basically a silicone base plate which cen be fixated to chairs/pillows using belts. Which was okay but not good enough for me. So I bought a sex machine, fixated it on a plate and added some weights to it. That was much better👍

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I'm commenting because I literally had the exact same question while having some fun an hour or two ago and I'd also like to hear the answers people have to this question.

I have plenty of things that I can make due with, but they're all juuuust awkward enough that it takes me out of a good headspace after a little bit. It's either a weird angle, not secure and moves around, or makes me put my legs in a horribly uncomfortable position that hurts after a few minutes. Part of my issue is probably that my go-to medium dildo is a bit cheap though because the suction base on my BD toys aren't as much of an issue with sliding around.

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I have a small shelf I never actually installed as a shelf that I can suction my toys to and then just ride it on my bed. I'm usually on my knees so the bed is way better than the floor or from a semi-standing position (like against a wall or something).

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Using the right kind if chair can work if you dont mind doing crunches.

If you want to do it on the bed, get a really big pillow and a good thick sheet of plastic, metal or wood(ones where you will never hurt yourself with ofc) and tie it on the pillow with a belt or string.

Pretty nice to ride but you need the right kind of dildo for both obviously.

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