Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.
There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.
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::: spoiler Actual guess Check? :::
Absolutely, it’s an injury law firm based off the lower text. Ambulance chasers since US healthcare is a joke
Before reading the law firm namecand phone number, I thought it was a chiropractor. My quick guess was "crack". Crack makes everything better temporarily.
The trick is to just keep taking more crack continuously, then everything is better all the time.
I actually didn't realise until now that American English uses "check" instead of "cheque".
Who says lemmyshitpost can't be educational 😆
I just use "card" instead, but then I’m not American.
I used the UK spelling and had to explain itwas derived from exchequer.
If you wonder what word is behind the pipe, it's "cock".
That's phenomenal lol!
It's true. I had a big fat cock finally clear up my constipation.
Hopefully afterwards.
Glazed.
Think it’s supposed to read cheque.
Except this is America and most spell it check.
:3
Cuck?
This is the correct answer
Click. Like when your joint is just slightly out, and then it clicks and it’s suddenly not hurting any more.
Just work the cherry with a lighter until it's evened out. A drop of spit can stop a runner, too. Joint management is something of a hobby.
Oh, wait, I think you were talking about something else...
Carpentry?
I've had enough fat chicks in my life to know the sign ain't wrong
But not cocks
Hard to tell at that age
The only big cocks I've dealt with were a real pain in the ass…
Some of the big fat chicks had big fat cocks, what's it to ya, pal?
Obviously "clock". It's a play on "time heals all wounds"
Or clack if its a chiropractor ad
Check
There was a similar effect on the New York City subways when the MTA introduced the slogan "Courtesy Counts" on those signs, and with the right alignment of seat, pole, and "Counts" a sensible chuckle could be had.
Chick cock
Check it out!