dadjokes·Dad Jokesbyslothrop I Used To Have A Job At The Calendar Factory......until I got fired for taking a couple of days off.View original on lemmy.ca150Comments10
ttoynbee lemmy.worldWhen I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory. This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though). I sent her this but I felt bad about it.5
llimer lemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesI think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating4
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.worldIt's a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.1
Your days were numbered to begin with
So it was you who fucked with February!
Now you're leaping to conclusions.
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When I met my wife, her parents literally worked at a calendar factory.
This year, that factory closed down (not for missing days AFAIK, though).
I sent her this but I felt bad about it.
"I'm going to start calling you calendar. Because your days are numbered."
I think the candy factory has better work conditions: I took a couple of dates too but they only pruned my time while eating
Those are dried fruits, not candy.
There are many raisins why candy companies use dried fruit
It's a big disconnect that you start talking about candy, but then only make fruit puns.