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lemmy.world

👍👍 Oh yeah I'll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science

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Patchesreply
ttrpg.network

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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wazreply
feddit.uk

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.

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"who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?"

gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival

edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning

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"Egghead neuroscientist grandma" feels like it would disarm me.

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lemmy.world

What do I say if it's my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).

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I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.

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Egghead? Back in my day they called them "boffins"

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