Spyke
fourreply
lemmy.zip

Next week in EU: "We're proposing a new bill, called 'SpellControl', for the safety of our people"

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Antimagic collars for all spell casters, for your safety. You can still cast spells must must verify your ID and choose from a list of approved magics.

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But how will Trump know what to do without Putin's orders? Better take him out also.

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cub Guccireply
lemmy.today

Слушай, ну Трамп это помощнее фигура. Я думаю что его ауру окутывают несколько слоев магической защиты +9

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Evil Kittyreply
europe.pub

Причај српски да те цијели свијет разумије :3 Трумп и Путин си могу попушит курац :3

Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?

Or Andrej Plenković x Zoran Milanović YAOI hentai??

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sh.itjust.works

Hmmm, yes, interesting. Regardless of what was said in the rest of the post, I agree with the part I understood.

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In cyrillic it basically says "Speak serbian so that whole world understands you :3 Trump and Putin can suck each other dick :3"

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notabotreply
piefed.social

Trump x Putin YAOI hentai?

Brain bleach stat! Please. What a horrific mental image.

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notabotreply
piefed.social

Why would you do that to me??!? I was having a perfectly nice day and then I get two awful images put in my head in the course of five minutes.

Do not suggest making it a three-way between them, that image would be even worse.

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lemmy.today

Come fucking on. That is the most annoying thing I ever hear, why did you have to say it? I refuse.

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lemmy.today

putin is kept alive by a rasputin necromancer, who help ressurected lich mcconnel too..

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Nonsense. Rasputin is long time dead and is only considered alive because he was resurrected as a zombie by Kirill, the head of the Russian Orthodox church. Putin can be kept alive only by sacrificing the US politicians like John McCain

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OK so, in Wicca at least (not sure about other traditions) there's this thing called the Rule of Three: everything you send out will come back three times as hard, including with Magic.

So, I wonder how the rule of three will deal with this?

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skisnowreply
lemmy.ca

Three Nazis will be removed from their lives as well.

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Pringlesreply
sopuli.xyz

Charlie Kirk, Steve Bannon, Donald Trump. Go wicca witches, do your thing!

Edit: I will also accept Tucker Carlson and Nigel Farage

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maybe it was fuentes that casted the hex, since the shooter was groyper and fuentes is thier ringleader. fuentes doesnt like kirk.

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discuss.tchncs.de

rule of three is broader than Wicca though. something like it is common in a lot of pagan beliefs.

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I have to assume that any witch selling curses on Etsy doesn't believe in the Rule of Three.

I wonder how many really identify as witches and actually cast the spells people pay them for.

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Maybe one of them performed their spell over the dark web, with bitcoin as sacrifice.

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What's sad is because the current "administration" is so fucking stupid, they'll probably try to arrest these Etsy 'witches"...

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"Back to the dark age" is not just a saying. The current Us Admin would abslolutely bring witch hunts back if it fueled their hate preachings.

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Nah, they're gonna be more like the "Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands Together From Behind a Tree" meme when they realize how much they can jack up their prices on Etsy now.

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The thing is, this isn't a curse.

A curse is what happened to Bill O'Reilly, to Tucker Carlson, to Glen Beck. Either there's a scandal reckoning, or the guy believes his own rhetoric a little too much and says something kooky or too far out the Overton window, or draws the stupidest chalkboard diagram and someone in FOX notices his average viewership is 72 years old, and retires his show.

They take a serious demotion in popularity and a pay cut and all but retire. That's how witch's curses work when they do.

However Kirk did suffer one of Charles Dickens' many curses. ( ...Charlie Dickens -- Charlie Kirk -- coincidence?) In A Christmas Carol the chapter on the visitation of the Ghost of Christmases Yet To Come. Wealthy people who have not empathy with nor sympathy for the rest of us folk eventually die and then are not grieved when they're gone (except by those who have to gain by presenting a sad face). Kirk wasn't one of the moguls, but he spread their rhetoric and was one of their ruthless minions.

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Evil Kittyreply
europe.pub

Hey vsauce, Michael here or am I, who am I? Who are you? Why am I still here?

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There's a part of me that knows, if the fbi or other goons draw up a search warrant (well, I guess subpoena since it's bank record) for that transaction, we will be hearing about some poor folks getting harassed for 'cursing' kirk.

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