We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk Rule
So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]
And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.
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I was reading some “conservative” Christian saying how if he survives it proves that God intervened and it would be a true miracle.
Well, he didn’t. So I guess God isn’t real, but maybe witches are?
There's also the possibility God wanted him to die. Shout out to big G in that case.
I call him Sky Daddy
As long as he continues dropping fascists I'll call him whatever he wants. Or she. Or it.
God is agender. So was Adam till god split him into two sexes
Nah I choose to believe Adam had a dick and stuck it in every animal god presented to him as a potential mate.
You can believe whatever you want to believe. I was just pointing out canonically God is they them
There is no more controversial word in all of Christianity 🤣
Something something, the real magic was the... firearm-some-person-bought along the way...?
“I CURSE YOU WITH BULLET WOUND!”
USA once again fixing their conservative problem with their gun violence problem.
Plot twist: the assasin was one of the Etsy witches
Wow. Hands-on manifesting. That’s some commitment to the magical arts.
I’ve often heard of 30-06 spoken of with the same sort of reverence given to mythical numerology. Given the age of the rifle, it probably had a wooden stock. Very connected to nature. And a bolt action, too — each bullet sent one at a time, with an intention imparted upon it by the practiced motion of human hands, rather than through some trickery of gas pressures, physics, and precision milling.
A real artisan of the craft. There’s powerful magic in symbolism and ritual actions.
This is now cannon.
It was the one with the "Shit your pants" spell
Did they hire the witches from Macbeth or something?? 😭