Hasklemmy·Ask LemmybyHwats_so_funny_meow What can you say about your spaceship but not about your significant other?View original on lemmy.world31Comments32Reply
the dopamine fiend lemmy.worldShe may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.38Reply
FFordBeeblebrox lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyShe’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro22Reply
HHwats_so_funny_meow replylemmy.worldMy thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies4Reply
BougieBirdie lemmy.blahaj.zoneSure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk19Reply
ddarreninthenet sh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesIf you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey16Reply
ddarreninthenet replysh.itjust.worksIt says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO4Reply
HHonoraryMancunian lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesShe's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one10Reply
bbradorsomething ttrpg.network1Hide 1 replyOn a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.8Reply
HHwats_so_funny_meow replylemmy.worldShe's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around3Reply
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She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
You came in that?
You're braver than I thought.
She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro
My thoughts exactly. Kif, tell the lady captain that her sexy, masculine other captain is ready to see her boobies
It’s bigger on the inside. A real wizard sleeve.
No, that's pretty accurate either way.
So a tardis
Sure, it looks pretty sleek and modern, but under the hood it's an old cargo hauler with lots of junk in the trunk
If you ride her through the black hole she'll moan and complain but probably finish the journey
It's what you CAN'T say about both...
It says what you CAN say about your spaceship and CAN'T say about your SO
She's designed to withstand atmospheric pressure anywhere between zero and one
Hmm, so going deep see diving would be a bad idea...
Is your girlfriend the titan submersible
She may look pretty rough, but she does what I need of her.
I've never threatened to cut someone in half with my significant other.
On a typical voyage she has 2 pilots, 10 engineers, a field maintenance crew, and 24 colonial marines inside her.
She's been used for countless loads, and she always seems to enjoy getting banged around
She's old, but she'll get your there.
Get my what there?
It's an unspoken thing, but I always touch my dice for luck before I jump.
She’s only 130,000 tons!
"She's a beauty"
I'm going where no man has gone before.
I don’t have one
Looks like it's back heavy but it'll do.
I come in peace.
Jettisoning spent fuel isn't such a smelly process.
Fly her apart then!
I’m givin her all she’s got Captain
"Calm your engines!"
She gets there pretty quickly