According to the reports, soldiers failed to unload part of the train carrying over 1,000 tons of explosives in total, and the anti-tank mines continued to circulate around the country before they went missing.
Officials apparently became aware of the problem when the weapons were found sitting in the IKEA warehouse, at which point someone called the military to ask “when they would collect their mines.”
See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don't tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!
Yeah, but I need my PARADÖX installed in my c̸͚̗̬̰̣̤̄̀̃̕͜h̴̜̃̑̌̐̇ĭ̵͚̻̫̮̯͊̏̊l̸̳̼͖̖̗͎̠̆̇̈́̓̍d̶͍̣̓̀͊̀̇̚r̵̡̨̰͉̬͕̲̅̋͒͋e̷̡̹̰̜̥̱̤̒̌́͐̐̄̈́n̴̘̜͗͐̐'̴̦͔͍̻̽̈͆͝s̸̛̥͈͔̳̆͛͠ ̷̭̩͍̭̔p̴̯͓͔̒̈́ͅl̶͕͓̈́̍ã̴̲̠ỵ̴̖̈̌̑r̴̜̳̦̲͒̀̇̈́̎̐͠o̶̺̙̲̤̺̓̈́̐̓̚ó̶͔̺͉̥̯̲̑̍̇̃̎͘̚͜m̶̫͔̯̦͈̓͑͋̓̊͑͘̚ which is lacking that dimension.
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I had a joke about IKEA, but I’m still putting it together.
And a normal hex key for assembly
I think it's still a reality bending hex key, you can see both faces on each end
Unless that's just how you see hex keys, then more power to you! Or less power? I don't know how to talk to 4th dimensional beings yet I'm sorry
Ah, touche, didnt realize I could see both ends of it 🙃
I feel like a significant opportunity was missed there.
edit: oh, it was too subtle for me to notice
I am guessing Jeblo is also an explicit way to say exploded in Polish.
Related to the Polish mines that were found at IKEA
See, it seems like a good deal, but what they don't tell you is that you need to purchase an extra dimension too and getting that installed is a huge pain in the ass!
Install it somewhere else, then.
Yeah, but I need my PARADÖX installed in my c̸͚̗̬̰̣̤̄̀̃̕͜h̴̜̃̑̌̐̇ĭ̵͚̻̫̮̯͊̏̊l̸̳̼͖̖̗͎̠̆̇̈́̓̍d̶͍̣̓̀͊̀̇̚r̵̡̨̰͉̬͕̲̅̋͒͋e̷̡̹̰̜̥̱̤̒̌́͐̐̄̈́n̴̘̜͗͐̐'̴̦͔͍̻̽̈͆͝s̸̛̥͈͔̳̆͛͠ ̷̭̩͍̭̔p̴̯͓͔̒̈́ͅl̶͕͓̈́̍ã̴̲̠ỵ̴̖̈̌̑r̴̜̳̦̲͒̀̇̈́̎̐͠o̶̺̙̲̤̺̓̈́̐̓̚ó̶͔̺͉̥̯̲̑̍̇̃̎͘̚͜m̶̫͔̯̦͈̓͑͋̓̊͑͘̚ which is lacking that dimension.
That's what their stuff always looks like when I put it together
Anyone have spare infinity nuts? Mine came with -7 instead
The famous 3 by 4
I had an extra first item
An extra 1/3 or an extra 1/4?
Yes and also no
I guess it depends on how you look at it!
I believe the ö is not used in Swedish an ø might have been more appropriate, other than that this is fabulous.
Customer rating: negative - it's contagious and some guy named Nyarlathotep came knocking; he wants his furniture back.