I have more questions about this room than just the rug.. what's with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a mirror over it? Why is there a shower screen between the toilet and the stairs?
Sort of the perfect gift for someone who refuses to accept their lactose intolerance. Hides those times when defeat slips from between the clenched cheeks of victory. It also gives them something to look at while suffering the consequences of one too many sips of a milkshake which, if it was coming out any faster, would still be cold.
Reminds me of that post about red splatter in a children’s hospital and some guy saying red has more positive than negative connotations in color theory. Wait, is this a reference to that?
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I was like, "is this joking about the Tumblr color theory post?" and saw this and went yup.
The cow hide is the least concerning thing about the interior design of this bathroom.
The fact that the ladder/stairs are visible probably means that the flat is tiny and if the camera did a 180 you'd see the front door
imagine you come home and see this magestic scenery
The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.
You mean the one that's listing menacingly to starboard as if the mounting bolts on that side didn't actually hit a stud?
What, you don't have a loft bathroom? Theyre wonderful!
I have more questions about this room than just the rug.. what's with the stairs? Why is there a random angular table on the right with a mirror over it? Why is there a shower screen between the toilet and the stairs?
To take away the "Qual der Wahl"
If you're coming from whatever the hell upstairs is, you can maybe see that someone is on the shitter without fully seeing them on the shitter? 🤷🏾♂️
Probably a makeup table
so, a normal table?
...oh it's a cow hide.
It's a cow! Hide!
Sort of the perfect gift for someone who refuses to accept their lactose intolerance. Hides those times when defeat slips from between the clenched cheeks of victory. It also gives them something to look at while suffering the consequences of one too many sips of a milkshake which, if it was coming out any faster, would still be cold.
What 'delightful' imagery. "If it was coming out any faster, would still be cold." just about did me in. Bravo!
Reminds me of that post about red splatter in a children’s hospital and some guy saying red has more positive than negative connotations in color theory. Wait, is this a reference to that?
Yep, another comment in this post has the screenshot of the Tumblr thread
I don't know how comfortable I'd be with that hot water service hanging over my head while I'm having a shit...
Good motivator to be done quickly and avoid a hernia
That's what I mean, being afraid for my life isn't usually conducive to an expedient shitter visit 😂
Ew, the towels are right next to the toilet, anytime someone flushes without putting the lid down theyre getting a fine mist of piss and shit on them
who the fuck flushes with the lid up, this is like complaining about how things would catch fire if you go around with a flamethrower
You have to account for the fact that some people are pigs.
I hate separate WC, but i must admit of its practical solution to the poop spray problem
Sometimes you just don't have a choice, because there is no space somewhere else
Classic shitpost
I thought the same thing when I designed my blog in earth tones back then™. The first comment was: "That seems pretty anal fixation."
Better not let any clean freaks see this - they'll have a cow!
Hate when that happens..