Trump denies he’s dead
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You're not fooling anyone you know!
I can't take him like that, it's against regulations
Look, isn't there something you can do?
I feel happy!
Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?
I don't know, but I liked it anyway
And why should I believe a liar like him?
we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth
It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.
I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.
Yeah, but he lies all the time... Can we trust him on this?
In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.
It's easy to anticipate his moves because he has so much visibility. We know what he means when he speaks because we have decades of written and spoken text from him. We don't trust him to do the right thing, but we do trust him to be as cruel as he suggests he is.
On the contrary, some lemmy.world users however only have two posts.. it's much harder to trust their words because we don't know them yet.
Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health
I wonder if there's any republicans who can be swayed with "hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?"
I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e
He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.
The desperate search for a brain
Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?
Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.
Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.
That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.
While I cannot assume I know jerkface's stance, what they may be saying is that it is not great to equate pedophilia and child molestation because many pedophiles seek professional and personal interventions based on their attractions. Often, they take severe measures to keep themselves away from children because they do not want to hurt said children. Saying all pedophiles are child molesters disincentivizes people from seeking help from psychological and medical professionals when they may most need it. Thanks for listening. Cheers.
Furthermore, MOST CHILD MOLESTERS ARE NOT PEDOPHILES, despite what our esteemed moderator might think. People don't assault children because they are fucking sexually attracted to children, any more than they assault women because they are sexually attracted to women. Read a fucking book once, moderator. Sexual assault is not about sexual attraction! It's almost always about power and trauma. Most children are assaulted by family members and other people they have a personal relationship with in a cycle of abuse and trauma, not some rando who gets hot for children. That is such a rare occurrence, but people have some kind of weird need to believe it's only practiced by people who are attracted to children. They live in a fucking cartoon world.
Do you have the power of speech?
do you?
I mean, your previous comment was less than coherent.
why don't you say what you mean instead of dancing around the subject?
Wut?
Well I didn't believe he was dead before but now I'm not so sure
That's exactly what a dead president would say.
Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
There's a necromancer working overtime somewhere
It's Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.
Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
Trumpstein's dead, confirmed.
Who the hell is that supposed to be?
Looks like Anthony Hopkins' new movie, Trump.
He looks like a thumb in this picture.
Black Lex Luthor.
That explains the guy in the hat, but who’s the one on the left?
Trump with all his hair cut off.
People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.
starts making signs
are we sure he isn't being weekend at bernie's'd?
Yeah, the time he was away could have been for installing the animatronics.
That's what the contactor was doing throwing stuff out the window.
Weekend at Donny's.
given his lies track record, that must mean he's definitely dead
There are two Trumps before you. One always lies and one is dead...
Oh fuck me!
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS VIDEO OF ME???
Obama actually is on Bluesky. I had to check your username to see if maybe he was on Lemmy too.....and with jokes!
I'm actually for realsies Obama. Every conspiracy theory you've ever heard is true. Especially the ones that contradict each other.
On one hand, biology, but in the other hand, he's never been know to tell the truth before.
I want a second opinion
If I had a nickel for every time Drumpf told the truth, I'd now have a nickel, which isn't a lot.
Jokes on you, that's just JD Vance in Drag.
Its just gout everybody gets it....then a few years later incontinence, arthritis, dementia or a bad fall and eventually the pearly gates or the lava hole.
Not everybody gets gout, where did you hear that?
Eh? Sorry sonny boy, in too old I can't hear...with my ear gout.
Grout? In my rear? Well, if you want... ziiiip
Guys I'm fine, all natural face today :)
Looks like biden to me
Look at his gross dead pig eyes and tell me that isn't dead...
Sad
I don't believe him.
Some one stab him to check. We need proof.
Gotta stab him in the eye with a running chainsaw to check.
Of course you'd say that you stupid fucking horse!
Common Barbara Striesand...
The LAMESTREAM {{media}} wants you to BELIEVE that "trump" is NOT dead.
I don't know what would be worse.. Trump still alive or JD Vance taking over. It is like a lose/lose situation..
No couch would be safe!
I ATEN'T DEAD
First laugh of the day!
is he still talking about that creep?
And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.
That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.
we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing
Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
Damn! So close.
I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.
Liar
So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse
I really wanna see if USA gonna make a back-flip, if he dies.
You're not fooling anyone you know?
Take a hint.
ENHANCE!