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lemmy.today

He is fine they are just pretending there is a healthcare so everyone stops talking about the Epstein files.

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lemmy.world

I'm on board with every conspiracy I hear.

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Due to the hybridized physiology of centaurs they have separate sets of organs for the horse and human parts. Trump was a particularly inbred specimen where his entire front half was human rather than morphing into horse from the waist down.

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So one horse and one centaur? Makes sense I guess...

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and horse riders. if i gotta pick up my dog's shit at the park they gotta pick up their horse's shit.

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Unfair, I think the stroke may have harmed his ability to hide his true self

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lemmy.ml

Ok I don't usually laugh at liberals shitting on Trump (mostly because theyre not usually funny and fail at critizing him well) but this is actually funny.

I'm hearing many people saying that all we have to lose is our chains.

Edit: Or my all time favorite: https://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28

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It's all about class struggle. Not many people know this, can you believe that? A guy called Karl Marx said that, very smart cookie he was. I used to be on the side of the rich, but I'm switching sides. They call me working-class Trump.

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lemmy.world

Could Trump, theoretically, do enough good with the little post-stroke time he had left to cancel out the harm he's done over the course of his miserable life?

And would it be enough to stop hating him?

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It could stop a lot. It could prevent even worse shit.

But no, he isn't likely able to do enough to stop you from hating him.

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Unfortunately not. The second he stops being bribeable is the second all the ghouls he surrounds himself with will obliterate him.

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I'm betting on micro stroke and some partial face paralysis. It was rumored he had micro strokes before. This time is visible so they have to hide his face for some time hoping he will get better.

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"I understood that reference"

It would go a bit of the way, but would be pretty difficult to accept as honest regret/empathy and not just trying to save face.

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Fetterman was a silver spoon nepo baby who fooled people into thinking he was an every man with a hoodie and sandals. It was all a distraction and he was always rotten. I guess it’s more comforting for people to think he was ok till he had a stroke, rather than admitting he was always shit and fooled you

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