Spyke
lemmy.ca

McDonald's ownership: You have cost our company $10 billion in profits and you will be terminated. Your position will not be filled but the remaining team members will pick up your duties.

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lemmy.world

That's the old, gentle, merciful McDonald's corporate. These days, they'll do what it takes to get their meat back so I have a feeling his old co-workers will be seeing a lot more of him again soon.

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I worked at KFC and would always cook more chicken than we expected to sell. Almost everyone was a broke af student, plenty sharing houses with other broke af students. The trick was figuring out the max to cook without raising suspicion, or have an excuse ready like, "There's X event on finishing at 9 so well probably get a small rush."

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9point6
lemmy.world

Wait they come in 10s in America?

Why are we rocking the 3, 6, 9, 20 combo over here?

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Antagnosticreply
lemmy.world

๐Ÿ‘† 10, 20 (2 cartons of 10 each), 40 (4 cartons of 10 each, supposedly for sharing ๐Ÿ˜)

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What!? Do you have any idea how boring that makes figuring out what the best deal is and whether that's too many nuggets?

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Yes, and the waitresses move around on roller skates. That's what I heard, anyway.

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Because the American employees are stealing your single nuggets smh

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You reached the end

A saint! May him and others like him have cold pillows for the rest of their days ๐Ÿ˜Œ | Spyke