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science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque Idk if that's what's really happening in that image 🤔https://collections.mfa.org/objects/226927/round-gem-with-dwarf-killing-grasshopperView original on mander.xyz214Comments19Reply
SSolarMonkey replyslrpnk.netI really want the context. Tho the really old jokes I’ve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, so..11Reply
rockerface🇺🇦 lemmy.cafe1Hide 1 replynotices penis "Hmm... I'll write down fertility ritual implement"35Reply
MMist101Â replylemmy.worldOf course it is! They didn't have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.9Reply
VVerilyFemme lemmy.blahaj.zone1Hide 1 replyI dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.27Reply
mmuhyb replyprogramming.devIt's like I'm reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.4Reply
mmienshao lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyWell that “dwarf’s” got a giant sized—eh nevermind.21Reply
AAtariDump replylemmy.worldJet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...1Reply
HHasturInYellow lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply"man with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11." -egyption news16Reply
58008Â lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIt's an ancient astronaut working the levers on his Stormtrooper speeder15Reply
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he fuck la cucaracha
La fuckaracha?
I'll show myself out.
I really want the context. Tho the really old jokes I’ve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, so..
notices penis
"Hmm... I'll write down fertility ritual implement"
It's a scabbard, not a tripod.
Of course it is! They didn't have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.
It's like I'm reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.
Well that “dwarf’s” got a giant sized—eh nevermind.
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
"man with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11."
-egyption news
"...more at XI."
It's an ancient astronaut working the levers on his Stormtrooper speeder
Welp… can’t fucking unsee that.
dwarfs packing some heat
Would you still love me if I was a grasshopper?
That reads very similar to a dwarf fortress carving description.
They were roommates!
The craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality!