Spyke

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I really want the context. Tho the really old jokes I’ve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, so..

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Of course it is! They didn't have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.

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It's like I'm reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.

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lemmy.world

Well that ā€œdwarf’sā€ got a giant sized—eh nevermind.

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Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

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lemmy.world

"man with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11."

-egyption news

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It immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha šŸ˜‚

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You reached the end

Idk if that's what's really happening in that image šŸ¤” | Spyke