lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 Now that's impressiveView original on lemmy.world421Comments13Reply
Ex Nummis lemmy.world2Hide 2 replies"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".66Reply
Mickey7 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyLOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.4Reply
cRazi_man replyeurope.pubLilian Parker Lily Phillips.......... Is that you? Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.6Reply
ZZkhqrD5o lemmy.world"On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that."18Reply
troed fedia.io5Hide 5 repliesHow the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.-12Reply
llugal replylemmy.dbzer0.comThe joke is that it's implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her19Reply
ooneser replylemmy.zipBecause the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.11Reply
ppython replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyYeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either9Reply
ttheUwUhugger replylemmy.worldThings happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?5Reply
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"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot".
LOL. Your comment reminded me that I have always wanted to experience getting a blow job in a parking garage. Not a flat surface parking area, but a multi story one where it's easier to hide.
Not specific enough, please add more details.
"Three one-pump-chumps, eh?"
So someone got sloppy thirds
LilianParkerLily Phillips.......... Is that you?Edit: got the pornstar name wrong.
"On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that."
How the fuck did the current generations go wrong in thinking lack of competence is attractive in a partner.
How did you get that from the meme?
The joke is that it's implied that she did it in the 20 minutes he was late, not that 20 minutes are to little to impress her
Because the Roman Catholic church and various other such religious cults decided it so.
Yeah, I wouldn't date a guy who mismanages his time like that either
Things happen? If he continuously updated her what else could he else done? Would you have the same issue if she would be late?