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Just go to Satan. Pretty sure, cat has deposed him to become the ruler of hell.

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That's too much work for a meal. It's probably just taking an eternal nap right on the throne where Satan was about to sit.

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just one cat? I've had one cat i don't care for. of the other eight, yeah i'd fight through hell to get 'em back again.

purrs for the purr throne, friend

8

she decided she wanted to be an outdoor cat before she considered the wind, then was a staticky mess whenever anyone petted her. she was never nice, but that made her mean.

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but do i have to drink and pee in heaven? I bet the pee disposal is connected to the Rain Machine

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