Spyke
lemmy.world

There was an old Canadian show called Reaper or something. Funny scene where an employee spends their 15 min break watching her boss losing it as he paces around his car in the distance.

"What's his problem?"

"I put a note on his windshield saying 'Sorry I hit you car' and I've just been watching."

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DivineDevreply
piefed.social

Until their partner finds the note and gets distrustful of them. Sure, in a stable, long-teen relationship it probably won't be an issue but I'd rather not have some random person try to drive a wedge my relationship.

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Oh yeah! I just pictured the case in which I found the note on the car, in which case I'd just think they got the wrong car, lol.

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"I'm shocked! I mean... your sidepiece has great handwriting!"

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Jokes on them. Poly guy with a vasectomy.

If it came down to it, I'll take a DNA test if you want, but there isn't a lot of doubt in the outcome.

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And every time Satan confirms they’re not there under his bed, Satan congratulates himself on a wise employment choice. God is so fucked, lol

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