I just finished telling the story about a kid who is unsure about eating bugs but confident in which of thier classmates they would eat.....its very helpful as a teacher when your students are not as frightening as your own kids.
lol, she is only afraid of death, tell her consequences of things "will I die?" if no, she is undeterred. shrug growing up my sister wanted to be a government hitman (Because she couldn't grow up to be a mermaid fairy) and she turned out...alright, always was expecting to see her in the headlines...so we'll see, fingers crossed im not raising a serial killer or hanibal lecter.
I mean, prion diseases are very deadly, so maybe just mention it to her anyway lmao
When my son was about 6, he was bouncing around on the furniture, and I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up - he jumped on the coffee table and said "KIILLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!" Kids are funny sometimes.
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I'm going to eat you up
This is not an euphemism, its cannibalism
The cannibalism is also not a metaphor, its me taking bites off your soft flesh
Soo... You're not going to be eating my penis then?
Eventually, but it will not be for erotic purposes.
Gosh darn it
yum :33
I just finished telling the story about a kid who is unsure about eating bugs but confident in which of thier classmates they would eat.....its very helpful as a teacher when your students are not as frightening as your own kids.
So are you saying that your kid is more frightening that this other one?
.......that one is my kid
That's awesome. Give em a high-five for me, but also warn them of the dangers of prion diseases.
lol, she is only afraid of death, tell her consequences of things "will I die?" if no, she is undeterred. shrug growing up my sister wanted to be a government hitman (Because she couldn't grow up to be a mermaid fairy) and she turned out...alright, always was expecting to see her in the headlines...so we'll see, fingers crossed im not raising a serial killer or hanibal lecter.
I mean, prion diseases are very deadly, so maybe just mention it to her anyway lmao
When my son was about 6, he was bouncing around on the furniture, and I asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up - he jumped on the coffee table and said "KIILLLLLL YOUUUUU!!!" Kids are funny sometimes.