Dogs for some reason almost universally go after kangaroos. It's kind of bizarre actually. They usually just split, but the big males will sometimes stand and fight. Their fighting tactics are grab the head and kick with the back legs, as they do between themselves for territorial disputes. That or they'll bait you into a pond and drown you. Fun times.
I wonder if anyone's fursona is a blobfish, but, like, the fucked up depressurized one and not what they look like down in the deep where they belong. 🤔
Mama knows what she wants
Story checks out...
I've seen this before
The cats musical looks worse than I remember
Thanks buddy, I somehow managed to exhale grains of rice because of this.
Thats amazing, you can end world hunger
not if they ingest those same rice grains on inhale
Glad to have helped
The comics are wild. In one edition, she cheats on her mutated kangaroo boyfriend, with a tank, and has a half tank half human baby.
Release the Tank Girl sequel!
Kangarule.
Come on. It was right there.
Edit: I love that titles can be edited on Lemmy.
Aren't kangaroos, like, assholes?
Or did I get radicalised by those videos where they headlock dogs
I'm definitely biased towards dogs
all animals are assholes
they don't even pay taxes
wait wait wait
wait
so are furries dodging taxes
or do they get double taxed
fuck I'm confused
There are two dogs in me: One doesnt make enough money to be taxed, the other lobbies lawmakers to not tax him.
there are two wolves inside me, unfortunately they refuse to pay me rent and i'm unable to evict them
They're fine enough, they're wild animals that are protecting themselves. They don't go looking for trouble generally if that's your impression.
Ah okay
Looked for those videos again
Only found two, and they weren't as bad as my memory served
Nah I get you, it's hard to know without context.
Dogs for some reason almost universally go after kangaroos. It's kind of bizarre actually. They usually just split, but the big males will sometimes stand and fight. Their fighting tactics are grab the head and kick with the back legs, as they do between themselves for territorial disputes. That or they'll bait you into a pond and drown you. Fun times.
I wonder if anyone's fursona is a blobfish, but, like, the fucked up depressurized one and not what they look like down in the deep where they belong. 🤔
is that an option? like when you order a baby and get to decide their fetishes on the eugenics gene tablet is that an option?
What
I'm sorry
Sorry. All you are allowed to control is whether or not they'll be into feet.
His name is Ted Cruz.
I wish I was a dragon basking in the sun all day instead of everything happening around right now