Spyke
sh.itjust.works

So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

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TwanHEreply
lemmy.world

Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

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Raze157reply
kbin.social

Gotcha. 2... hundred.. kilos. There you go, signed.

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jlai.lu

This court finds you guilty of smuggling 150 kilos of drugs.

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lemm.ee

Recourse, only 100 kilograms were presented so the sentence must be lowered

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over_cloxreply
lemmy.world

We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we're gonna close the case.

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We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

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lemmy.world

"Hey where did our tent go?"

Me burping while stroking my extremely tent shaped belly

"No idea."

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lemmy.ml

It's that they need a certain amount for testing reasons.

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Gawd I fucking love Crackermilk. They’ve finally gone from “criminally underrated” to “rated”! I can’t believe the production quality and frequency of their lil’ joke posts. We added them to our Patreonings and it’s all a bunch of behinds-the-scenes and unused takes. Love it.

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Pyroreply
lemmy.world

I think it's a bug. I tried watching something a few hours ago and it also wouldn't start. There's a bunch of CORS errors in the console. It also won't play on my phone either. I'm using Firefox on both, so it's kind ironic that the "privacy-respecting" frontend won't work on the (relatively) more privacy-respecting browser.

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Yeah I seen other saying piped doesn't work anymore. Don't know when it will be updated.

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Amilo159reply
lemmy.world

Pipebot sucks, I just use ReVanced YouTube and live happily

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Only for Android, there Vivaldi has inbuild a own client. A desktop client for PC is eg FreeTube. But it's a question of little time that front-ends will work in YT, there are more and more vids which are blocked in any front end. What is urgently missing is a real alternative to YT that today unfortunately does not exist 🤬

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I mean, I get the joke, but there’s no real reason there’ll be exactly 300 kilos is there?

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You reached the end