Spyke
lemmus.org

Holy shit, the president of Nintendo of America really is named Doug Bowser!

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tetris11reply
lemmy.ml

I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

i'm so confused, who is jay and why does tetris11 not seem confused by you bringing them up?

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Swedneckreply
discuss.tchncs.de

oh i assumed you were talking about the last person mentioned, i.e. doug bowser who is very much a man last i checked.

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Oh now THIS is old! I was born in the late 90s and im not confident I had hair on my balls when I first saw this.

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Agent641reply
lemmy.world

The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.

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Because it’s believable.

Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

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mrgoosmoosreply
lemmy.ca

I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is...

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slrpnk.net

Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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lemmy.world

It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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It's from 2021. The kid did make the fake Nintendo from a box, but he wasn't given a cease and desist letter, he wasn't sued by Nintendo, and he also didn't receive a Nintendo. Nothing else happened.

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lemmy.world

Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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Dasusreply
lemmy.world

Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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Lumisalreply
lemmy.world

There's a chance you'll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though

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lemmy.ml

What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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lemmy.world

Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.

Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they're usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.

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