elemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyexpatriado Concerned my scanner may snitch on me.View original on lemmy.world201Comments8
YYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH infosec.pub1Hide 1 replyPrinters are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.25
Snot Flickerman replylemmy.blahaj.zoneBuy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.25
Metostopholes midwest.socialIt just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners. 12
greenfire lemmings.world1Hide 1 replynot to worry— ICE CAN END (makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)10
aashenone lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyNot to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner9
Printers are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.
Buy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
not to worry—
ICE
CAN
END
(makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)
lol cool
Not to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner
that explains the check engine light
Depending on a few factors it just might!
Try scanning euro bills.