elemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyexpatriado Concerned my scanner may snitch on me.View original on lemmy.world201Comments8Reply
YYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH infosec.pub1Hide 1 replyPrinters are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.25Reply
Snot Flickerman replylemmy.blahaj.zoneBuy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.25Reply
Metostopholes midwest.socialIt just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners. 12Reply
greenfire lemmings.world1Hide 1 replynot to worry— ICE CAN END (makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)10Reply
aashenone lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyNot to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner9Reply
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Printers are cops. They print unique ids that tie back to the printer on every page they print.
Buy a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, problem solved... except you're the only person with a dot-matrix printer from the 80s, which kind of makes you unique.
It just has Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics to keep out netrunners.
not to worry—
ICE
CAN
END
(makes a nice word cube—it reads the same horizontally & vertically)
lol cool
Not to worry your scanner is just an internal combustion engine scanner
that explains the check engine light
Depending on a few factors it just might!
Try scanning euro bills.