programmer_humor·Programmer HumorbyMaven (famous) Good catch!View original on lemmy.zip595Comments12Reply
thenextguy lemmy.worldNo, you'll fix it now if you want my approval. I'm not falling for that again.35Reply
ddaniskarma replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesBrain to memory encryption is going to be banned in the EU by next year. It will save the children or something.2Reply
wirelesswire lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesIn a similar vein, the corporate language for "Fuck you!" is "Ok, great!".12Reply
zqwzzle replylemmy.ca“This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” is “I fucking warned you”7Reply
ssome_guy lemmy.sdf.orgI can't tell you how many times I vocalize, "leave me the fuck alone," before responding to coworkers via my keyboard.4Reply
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No, you'll fix it now if you want my approval. I'm not falling for that again.
Clippy fucks.
Oh how the turntables...
I wish there was a clippy skin for aneko
I can at least say it in my head..... for now.
Brain to memory encryption is going to be banned in the EU by next year. It will save the children or something.
Them damn children.
In a similar vein, the corporate language for "Fuck you!" is "Ok, great!".
"Per my last email..." is "Can't you read ffs?"
“This was identified early on as a likely outcome.” is “I fucking warned you”
Now with Co-Pilot slop comments
I can't tell you how many times I vocalize, "leave me the fuck alone," before responding to coworkers via my keyboard.