worst songs for sexy time
spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp
if for some reason that link doesn’t work try: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1UuyFsUY5LTx01sPZVpCgp?si=12bbe0eb55194b5c
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Archive links because fuck Spez.
How is it not first on the list?
They said worst, not best.
If Cotton Eye Joe doesn't get your motor running then there's something very wrong with you
Maybe it's me, a song about getting cucked by a half blind swedish fiddle player in rural appalachia leaves me limper than a sweaty spaghetti noodle in Ted Cruz's butt crack.
Please stop, I can only be come so erect
That would be #1 on my wife's list if I let her control the music (she never let's a song play for more than 30s)
Damn that leaves time for 3 more rounds!
I, like all patriotic Canadian men, get rock hard when any Gordon Lightfoot song is playing. I'm pretty sure getting a lap dance to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is part of the citizenship test.
Needs Foggy Mountain Breakdown
I want to be having as good a time as Paul Shaffer seems to be having in that video
It's called cocaine.
Is he the one shaking his head like a crying baby?
How about The Unicorn, by The Irish Rovers?
https://youtu.be/qfhZ4rw6R4g
It's a perfectly lovely song, written by Shel Silverstein of "Where the sidewalk ends" and "A boy named sue" fame
Coolio - Gangster's Paradise Jimmy Buffet - Margaritaville The National Anthem Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People Lou Bega - Mambo #5
Did you know the album that “God Bless the USA” is from also contains the song “Dixie?”
I thought you were talking about Dixie Road, but, no, it's just the Confederate anthem.
Challenge accepted
Don't know if non-spotify, or videogame music is acceptable, but here's some tunes that are sure to keep turgidity far far away.
Kirby's Pinball Land - Title Theme https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
Richard Cheese - People = Shit (Slipknot Cover) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOUDhklZKQ
Good ol' Dick Cheese has a good bunch of anti-sexy tunes. He does lounge singer covers of popular music that doesn't fit the style.
Without me - ragtime remix https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=icVlW_MdrCA
Goat Simulator Official Trailer Soundtrack (Extended version) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WZvnfBTnaj0
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Title Screen https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=dSDgkE3LddM
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - Inflated Head https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yFHwDr6pTeQ
Earthworm Jim 2 (PS1) Soundtrack - The Flying King & Level Ate https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wJsFv3agnbQ
Pokémon Colosseum Music ~ Miror B. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kAHHFc-gIeI
No virginity protecting playlist could ever be complete without the quintessential clown music:
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
I can't add to the playlist (it's not mine) but I'm loving all these suggestions!