I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.
If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.
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The worst thing she can say is no
We would still try if it were us, lets be honest.
Do they know/care that some males might be into that?
Ohh yeah, eat me mommy!
High stakes speed dating.
If only human women did this with conservatives and tate bros
I wouldnt want them in my mouth...
Even with some Cajun seasoning?
No, but i would watch it applied. Or even possibly deepfried
Let’s go girls
The incel, I mean male:
Vore fetishists be like....
RANIVORE.
Girlboss
I laugh when I see a male banana spider on the creep. Can you imagine? It's trying to fuck a dragon and make a clean getaway. LOL, those dudes move slow.
I don't understand the "drag off" part. They don't eat them where they found them? Why?
If you've ever had a small enclosure or terrarium pet you will oftentimes see them drag off bits of prey or food you give them to some preferred spot or hidey-hole, this is in their instinct to want to either stay hidden, comfortable, or with a good view to look out for rivals or predators.
The lulz
And I thought human dating was rough...
Me (the male frog) and who?
But I just got switch 2!
...mum nature's a bitch...
That Hors d'oeuvre Over There
So glad that I am not a frog.