GOP Accused of Photoshopping JD Vance’s Birthday Picture
Vice President JD Vance’s waistline may have gotten a digital nip and tuck courtesy of the GOP.
To mark his 41st birthday on Saturday, the party’s official X account posted a photo of Vance overlaid with the message: “Happy Birthday Vice President J.D. Vance.”
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The original unedited photo:
Release the Epstien Files.
As if that's not going to be photoshopped
You're right, but can't let them forget it.
We don't need those files. We already know he's a kiddy fiddler, a rapist, a convicted felon, a scam artist, a crook. And president for the second time.
But it's sure nice to bug him continuesly with it haha!
But the ones who voted for him also voted for a pedophile and a criminal (as this was already known) so they are just as bad as trump himself.
We DO need those files. I fucking hate traitor trump, but I also want every single rapist on that list to rot in prison beside him.
Fair. I agree we need those files, but not for Trump. Because we already know he's in there, we probably will never see his name in there. And other most influential people too, they probably will be wiped from there before publication.
I expect a hand written sharpie "list"
I swear to god if he writes Bidens dog Major in on the new list I'll riot.
What the fuck, he looks weird and awful even in the retouched version. He looks like Michael Scott wearing the women's blazer. He looks like a lumpy old sofa that's gotten shiny where people have rubbed it too much. He looks like he has no eyes and has stolen some other person's teeth but they don't quite fit in his mouth right. He just looks fuckin' weird.
WHAT THE FUCK THAT ONE'S WORSE
This not really his official portrait, right?
After a meal at The Cheesecake Factory, he got the green light to visit a furniture showroom warehouse. Sofas of all textures, colors & styles.
he prefers couches, because of the smoothness.
Is there a difference?
Sofas are on the higher end, they tend to require a bit more courting first.
"Sofa, so good!"
Trump is a child rapist
Even all those arrows can’t hide the flag.
It's so weird seeing his actual face.
he has a baby,butterface, plus the well manicured eyebrows, eyelids, and eyliner.
He could have just worn a suit that was the right size
He was eating a cat at the time of the photo and they had to AI it out.
He's standing straight up and still about to "The Incredible Bulk" out of those buttons‽ Does he not have a mirror, or abdominal nerves‽
Or access to even a bad tailor?
Sure, James Donald Bowman you gigantic cyst full of puss and phlegm, I don't believe you and I will continue to deadname you in every thread I can.
Epstien List has Trump's name on it.
Nothing like the classic photoshop warps. Smells like ai
"Photoshop" is a verb too. Doesn't mean Photoshop was used, just means the photo was edited.
Ah yes, even after Photoshop he still has got that sausage link effect you get when your grow too fat for your suit.
...does he look 14, no?, then it's photoshopped..
That is a shit ton of food for a regularly occurring breakfast.
The slopper party
What changed?
They removed the couch between his legs.
His nips. They come right off now.