Spyke
lemmy.ca

A 500ml cup? Lettuce in his clean hamburger? What is this Switzerland?

That American should be holding a 4 gallon 7-Eleven container filled with Mountain Dew and his burger shouldn't have any vegetables unless it was squeezed out of a bottle and the liquid just dripping all over his shirt, thighs and that brand new chair .... and he shouldn't be weighing 200lbs, he should at least be a 300lb behemoth that is straining the structural capacity of that wivel chair.

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mfed1122reply
discuss.tchncs.de

All joking aside, the cup really is too small and the burger really is too lettucey to look authentically American, 100% seriously

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Pup Birureply
aussie.zone

that cup seems pretty regular sized to me, as aussie…?

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Pup Birureply
aussie.zone

medium maccas coke here … that i randomly had laying around <_<

there’s a large which is marginally bigger, but no super size or anything

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shalafireply
lemmy.world

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyles!

I'll sit at a drive thru

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter

Everything is mega meal, super sized

"Want biggie fries with that? Want a jumbo fry, wanna go large

Want a biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat motherfucker?"

"There's room in the bag. Take it!"

"Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents!"

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dickalanreply
lemmy.world

All joking aside, I think the vegetables on an In-N-Out burger ruin it

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Raiderkevreply
lemmy.world

PSA, get chopped chilis on your burger next time if you like spicy food. It's a game changer. Whole grilled onion is also king shit.

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sh.itjust.works

I like the way the "360 swivel" symbol looks suspiciously like the amazon logo

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lemmy.cafe

what kinda smoothbrain wears a shirt instead of a bathrobe

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and there should be a roll of toilet paper on the floor or nearby

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Empricornreply
feddit.nl

That looks like an undershirt. Or as I refer to it, "what I wear in the summer almost every single second I'm at home"...

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the ‘I’m too lazy to take the rest of my work close off’ look

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As a European, i can agree that the soda is to small for an American. And also, that guy looks way better then what's realistic. I give it 3/5 for realism

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Any spec on AliExpress (or Temu) is usually 5-10x reality, so have mercy on those casters, they're barely surviving.

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that soda ought to be in a cup holder or foam dome so he can double fist burgers. that's albertan at best

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As an American, good luck trying to offend me about how loathsome the US and it's people largely are.

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I'm all for it, as long as we can keep buying cheap crap we don't need! Same reason I don't mind all the Chinese lead in everything!

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Well they nailed the shrinkflation aspect. I can confirm that large milkshakes here are like 1/5th the size they used to be. That milkshake be small.

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0x0
lemmy.zip

And rightly so, americans are twice the size at least.

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In the US, the average weight for men is around 199 pounds (90 kg), and for women, it's around 171 pounds (77 kg). In India, the average weight for men is around 145 pounds (65 kg), and for women, it's around 121 pounds (55 kg). That being said Americans are on average 2.5cm taller. Average BMI is 26.5 in the US and 23 in India.

So twice the size? Not really. This picture is amusing though.

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lemmy.zip

So because the guy has a burger and is fat, you think they represent an American?

I think this is more you trying to offend yourself.

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