Spyke

Wait, you're the one who was banned from .world for being underage, despite being on another instance? I find that ban... silly, to say the least.

Anyway, happy birthday! Enjoy the world!

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I read this in the voice of Mr. Witherspoon from Bojack Horseman, which was Stephen Colbert.

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Happy birthday, esteemed internet denizen! May your celebration of longevity be most joyous, and one of many many more to come. 🥳🥂

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I literally just had mine too, there's dozens of us. Dozens! Happy birthday.

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Hopefully a

Good meal

Good fuck

Good shit and some

Good sleep today

Happy birthday my friend

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Bir(ule)thday Thanks to everyone who wished me | Spyke