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Jay
lemmy.ca

I sincerely hope he shits out his liver.

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I wonder what kind of crazy injury you would need to sustain to actually shit out your liver

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lemmy.ca

Food poisoning suffers Netanyahu. Let's hope it can pull through.

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Look, I’ve had food poisoning. That shit sucked harder than a black fucking hole, and it’s a horrible thing. I do hope it recovers from its Netanyahu infection, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

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Pussy, it's just food poisoning. People are getting shot and hurt while still trying to get food.

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"I can't go on trial for my corruption charges, I have food poisoning"

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Hawkereply
lemmy.world

Nope, we should take what we can get.

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Please, God 🙏 I don't ask for much but please let it be an assassination by datura overdose because it would be so funny.

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sh.itjust.works

How do you let your chief of governemnt get food poisoning?

That must have been intentional, either by interior or exterior enemies.

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