Spyke
lemmy.world

My wife and I aren't a queer couple, but memes like this make me feel like we're missing out.

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Anyone can buy neon space cat underwear. You don’t have to be queer. 😸

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Don't let your dreams be dreams. Buy those space taco cat briefs today. Flaunt them like you know you can, honey.

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Imacatreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

My wife and I aren’t queer either. I wear black and she wears the neon taco space cats.

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grysbokreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I knew a music teacher that only owned black underwear, on the in theory that if her underwear showed during a student's recital it wouldn't be obvious. (Her recital uniform was all black.)

Are your a music teacher?

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lemmy.today

Oh this is simple, you're a goth. Your music taste can now only be Depeche Mode, The Cure, HIM, & London after midnight. Please see Thagasaur on your way out for your obligatory palmette tattoo.

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They're all wrong. You're either an av tech/engineer or a mime with amnesia.

Or maybe it's a Wee Sing in Sillyville and you're actually wearing a kaleidescope of colors that are all the same value.

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Only alternative is to become a music teacher or Discworld Assassin. I don't make the rules.

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lemmy.world

I looked up palmette and saw a feature of art deco buildings that I haven’t really seen in tattoos, then looked up “palmette” tattoo and even with the quotes, it was all saw palmettos. What’s a palmette tattoo look like?

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lemmy.world

That’s the architectural feature that came up, so I probably spelled it correctly, but it was the same as how I spelled it in the comment.

I have never seen that kind of tattoo before and many of my friends would probably be considered goth (but we’re olds and I’m not observant). Does it reference something?

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I usually see it on the top of the hand, and I'm old too. Wonder if it's regional. I've seen it mainly in the southern US

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They're space corgis, I'll have you know.

And I'm the one with the boring underwear. The cuts I like tend to come in solid colors, maybe sometimes with flowers.

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I'm "only" ace with usually straight partners but I am definitely in the neon underwear camp. Excepts it's parrots, tucans and flamingos. Life's too short to give a shit.

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DAmnit! I thought my wildly eclectic bright red underwear with zippered pockets let me be queer enough in my sea of solid colored maroon/black/blue/and-the-one-odd-blue/green/brown/maroon-camo underoos. Now you're telling me I have to get a partner with drawings/designs?

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