Spyke
sh.itjust.works

Saw a turd like this in the toilet at school in 2nd grade and I’ll never forget it

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I once opened a portapotty at a local sporting event to see a literal mountain of shit rising from the cistern/tank it all goes into that came to a peak about 2 or 3 inches above the seat. I am, to this day, confounded as to how and more importantly why the last few poopers actually managed to get the shit that high without sitting directly on the mound.

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I imagine them like those climbers/parkours that go up the walls by pushing 🫷🫸 their hands on both side walls to go up. When they reached the top of the porta potty they started their shitting procedure.

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KingJalopyreply
lemm.ee

In 2003, the coprolite broke into three pieces after being dropped while being exhibited to a party of visitors, and efforts were undertaken to reconstruct it

Someone's job was literally to reconstruct a piece of shit. If you ever feel bad about your job...

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lemm.ee

the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they [the pooper] were riddled with intestinal worms.

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lemmy.zip

What does this sentence mean. What an indian day to have eyes? Ig its racist from the downvotes.

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