Spyke
feddit.nl

That would absolutely be coming home with me and I’m a 35 year old man.

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sh.itjust.works

So many great communitys to discover. Of course we need a sub to post our fucking sticks, how could I didn't realized that earlier.

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lemmy.world

Careful, you might be confusing two vastly different stick types.

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Yeah, now that you mention it, maybe I should have written my comment in a slightly diffenrent way. Fucking sticks might not be best way to talk about wooden sticks.

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That's the stick where if you line it up with the sun at noon on the day of the summer solstice on the desert moon of Endor, you can line it up with the exact location where Rey picked her nose and left a booger on the Death Star debris.

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sh.itjust.works

I hate these AI posts. Stupid AI gave the guy red hair. Everyone knows redheads can’t survive in the sun.

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It's okay, it's a joke. .::: spoiler Is because... redheads tend to have pale skin and get sunburned more easily :::

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Mortals call it Dawnbreaker, for it was forged in a holy light that breaks upon my foes, burning away corruption and false life.

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-50 DMG on overcast days, night. Still capable of delivering nasty bruises and stirring large soup pots. Frequently named “Big Bubba”, “My Little Friend”, and “Excalibur”.

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"By the sea’s shore, beneath the sunlight, lay the famed sword, called Excalibur. The knight found it in the sands, and with a brave hand he lifted it up, for so was his fate written."

Slightly adjusted tale but still totally true.

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There's this old Hong Kong show called Step into the Past and there's a wooden "sword" that looks just like that. If I came across this that's a keeper for sure!

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Goddamn that's a nice stick. Also, I got the 100th up vote, which, let me tell you, was the highlight of my day.

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Praise the sun motherfucker!

Not for you because clearly you are, but for anyone else who sees this and is not.

Also, you're looking grossly incandescent. Thanks for sharing.

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"Master of the martial world, the Dragon Saber slays the Dragon! It rules the world, who dares not to follow? Unless the Heaven Sword appears, who can defeat it?"

Honestly it looks a lot like the Dragon Saber in Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber 2000

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Damn, you better stick that back in, or some anime character is going to have a completely different first episode ending.

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This one goes in the top 10 for sure | Spyke