Spyke
feddit.dk

It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.

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otterreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.

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literature.cafe

Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.

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otterreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅

In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰

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Ha! Thank you, though I gotta credit the ol' Blue Dream for that one, too. Glad to have her around again. 🤘🏼😜 Feels good.

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waz
feddit.uk

If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!

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lemmy.zip

Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing

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I was about to complain that she can't turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.

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Destidereply
feddit.uk

Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?

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Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?

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She's not as popular. But Beckinsale isn't nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there's always a bigger fish.

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fedia.io

Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.

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No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes "Multipass.", and I'm cooked. 💫

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I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.

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I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn't gay for sure

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For me it was Catherine Zeta Jones in any movie that made me realize i wasn't completely straight.

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PugJesusreply
lemmy.world

Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔

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otterreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?

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lemmy.world

I couldn't make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.

And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.

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lemmy.world

You mean this in the nicest possible way, I'm sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart's content.

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NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🥰

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PugJesusreply
lemmy.world

Check the closet for a sudden proliferation of flannel

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