I'm in an electric wheel chair most of the time in public and kids LOVE it. I was going to meet my wife at a movie theater tonight and a 3 year old waved at me and yelled "Bye bye!" It was hilarious.
Animals love me, but at 5'5 (shorter than my wife) and Asian, I just get confused looks from most babies.
Also at least twice young kids at the store have told me that I should be the mommy because I'm shorter than my wife - much to the horror of their parents who apologize and quickly run away.
One kid asked me why my eyes were so squinty. Again, to the horror of the parents.
While I get really annoyed at these comments, the extreme horror and dropped-jaw and panic the parents' have totally make up for it. It's hilarious watching them stammer out an apology and yank their kid's arm down the quickest next aisle as possible.
I read this as "fragrance" at first and thought maybe I had a particular smell that set babies and dogs at ease around me. Kinda like how pheromones can unconsciously draw people to one another.
Cats give me sideways glances of respect and allow me to pet them. Possums give me a knowing look. We've all glazed into the void and don't know what to do with that information.
Also, babies are the best! I never imagined that I'd love babies as much as I do. But damn... Do I love babies! Especially around six months, but three months is also awesome! We can just chill at the wedding while mom and dad get to dance or rest or whatever!
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I get this a lot from babies. It's baldness. Babies love baldness.
Is it cos they think you're a giant baby?
"One of us, one of us..."
"Googoo gaga googoo gaga"
I was going to reply with the typical "gooble gobble gobble gobble" but yours is far superior.
This is 100% the reason I believe now and no one will change my mind
Absolutely I am moderator so my word on it is final.
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Dogs and cats love me. I have literally had a wild bird land on my outstretched finger like I'm a motherfucking Disney princess up in this bitch.
But white babies cry when they see me, a 6 foot 1, 240 pound Native American man with long brown hair, enter their peripheral vision.
Like, I love white people. I've been raised around them my entire life, but white babies hate me.
Brown babies do not. Black babies do not.
But white babies, fucking, it shatters their world, it ruins their universe for me to exist and for them to become aware of it.
Holy fuck how are you still alive at 1,240 lbs?
fuck, lol
I'm in an electric wheel chair most of the time in public and kids LOVE it. I was going to meet my wife at a movie theater tonight and a 3 year old waved at me and yelled "Bye bye!" It was hilarious.
Animals love me. Babies love me. I don't love babies, so it makes it awkward when the parents try to start interacting with me about their kid.
I must be a freaking karma lighthouse then.
Animals love me, but at 5'5 (shorter than my wife) and Asian, I just get confused looks from most babies.
Also at least twice young kids at the store have told me that I should be the mommy because I'm shorter than my wife - much to the horror of their parents who apologize and quickly run away.
One kid asked me why my eyes were so squinty. Again, to the horror of the parents.
While I get really annoyed at these comments, the extreme horror and dropped-jaw and panic the parents' have totally make up for it. It's hilarious watching them stammer out an apology and yank their kid's arm down the quickest next aisle as possible.
Well, shit, that explains it! Cats too!
I read this as "fragrance" at first and thought maybe I had a particular smell that set babies and dogs at ease around me. Kinda like how pheromones can unconsciously draw people to one another.
And if not, carrying a fragment of sacred sausage will at least get the dogs attention.
Cats give me sideways glances of respect and allow me to pet them. Possums give me a knowing look. We've all glazed into the void and don't know what to do with that information.
Also, babies are the best! I never imagined that I'd love babies as much as I do. But damn... Do I love babies! Especially around six months, but three months is also awesome! We can just chill at the wedding while mom and dad get to dance or rest or whatever!
[Playful] Ah, so it's who you stole it. Whelp time for us to go get it back...
Dogs bark at me.
babies yes, dogs no? what does that make me
Nearly there mate but not quite
Exactly where inside you is it?