Jack Dorsey says his 'secure' new Bitchat app has not been tested for security
Dorsey admitted that his new messaging app had not been reviewed or tested for security issues prior to its launch.
https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/09/jack-dorsey-says-his-secure-new-bitchat-app-has-not-been-tested-for-security/Open linkView original on lemmy.zip
Of course it hasn't. He can just publish it and all his ball licker fans will just gobble it up.
dorsey really didn't have a single original idea in years. first that guy pushed mastodon-but-worse, now hes trying to push briar-but-a-lot-worse
What was his Mastodon clone? I feel like his name sounds familiar, but I'm blanking on the app/website name now.
that would be bluesky
Of course. I was thinking of Nostr or something for some reason.
Thanks for the reply.
i thought he died
Sadly, no.
He's dead to me, does that count?
@[email protected] dude, that's not cool
@[email protected]
Looking at the code, it reads like it was written by LLM: chatty commit messages, lack of spelling/capitalization errors, bullet points galore, shit-ton of "Fix X" commits that don't read like they're increasingly-frustrated, worthless comments randomly scattered like "i + 1 // add 1 to i" without any other comments on the page.
No security review because none of the code has been reviewed and he doesn't know what's in it.
No one likes writing tests! Give him a break!
He said it's secure, so it must be true!